Apple results. But will it last?

Apple published its latest financial results last week and they sold even more iPhones than ever before. If you take a moment to consider the numbers it's quite an incredible accomplishment. In the last quarter they sold over 74 million new iPhones.

They don't specify the breakdown of models, but I think it's safe to assume most of them were the latest iPhone 6 and 6 plus. Interestingly, the breakdown was different across markets. In the conference call Tim Cook suggested that the bigger screen 6 plus sold better in the Asian markets.

Remarkable achievement indeed.

But I'd like to suggest that perhaps the amazing interest in the iPhone is not because it's the best possible phone, but because it's the best one out there right now.

Let me explain what I mean.

I'm a geek and I love technology. But I'm not flippant about gadgets. I don't upgrade every time there's a new shiny toy. Hell, I kept my Nikon D700 and have no intention of upgrading my Fujifilm x100s even though the new model looks very cool. But my phone is different. It's the one gadget I get to play with. And because it costs me nothing to upgrade because I hand down my current model, I have always upgraded my iPhone. This is the first time I've regretted it.

I won't say anything about the big one because I don't own one. I can see the appeal for some but it's just not for me. It's the "normal" one the one I currently own and which infuriates me several times a day. Let's see why.

Holding it one handed is awkward. Trying to navigate it with one hand while walking is a recipe for disaster. I've almost dropped it too many times already. Stretching to tap the buttons at the top is infuriating. And that double-tap on the home button hack is the sort of thing we used to make fun of when Samsung did it.

Fitting it in jeans pocket is just bizarre. The iPhone is so big that it keeps moving inward, so I'm now walking around touching my crotch as I move it back into place.

The layout of the buttons is the exact opposite of user friendly. How often do you try to turn the volume up/down and the iPhone switches off? I can't imagine who thought it'd be a good idea to put those to buttons on opposite sides. And then there's the different layout from an iPad.

Running with an iPhone is weird. Granted, this won't affect the majority of people out there, but if you're a runner it's pretty annoying to have a huge phone jumping around.

When the 5s came out I wasn't convinced about the bigger 4 inch screen either.

I had no issues with the 3.5 inch screen of the previous models and it had never occurred to me that I would need a bigger screen. But I quickly got used to it. It didn't fit in my jeans pocket quite as well as the older ones, but I could live with that compromise. But that's the thing. It was a compromise.

I still think the original iPhone size was the perfect size. Here's hoping we see an iPhone 6s Mini in October 2015.